Line your 8x6 inch rectangular pan completely with plastic wrap, leaving plenty of overhang on all sides.
Start with your longest, cleanest croissant scrap pieces and lay them along the bottom of the pan. These will become the outer edge of your swirl when sliced.
Pile all remaining croissant scraps on top of the bottom layer, including any weird shapes, random bits, and uneven pieces.
Press down very firmly on all the scraps to compress them into a solid, cohesive block. Really pack them in.
Fold the plastic wrap over the top to seal the block completely.
Refrigerate the wrapped block for 30 minutes to firm up and help the layers stick together.
Remove the block from the pan and carefully peel away the plastic wrap. The scraps should hold together as a cohesive rectangle.
Starting from one short end of the rectangle, gently roll the block down upon itself to create a swirl, like rolling a cinnamon roll.
Line your loaf pan with parchment paper. If using a larger pan (8.5x4.5 inch), wrap a canning ring in aluminum foil and place it at one end of the pan to take up space, or use crumpled foil formed into a barrier.
Place the rolled loaf seam side down in the prepared loaf pan. It should fit snugly without too much wiggle room.
Slide the entire loaf pan into a large plastic bag to trap humidity and create a proof box environment.
Let the loaf rise at room temperature for 6 to 8 hours. The loaf should visibly expand and feel soft and pillowy when gently pressed. It will not double in size like bread dough, but should show noticeable growth.
Preheat your oven to 400 degrees F.
Whisk together the egg and water to make an egg wash.
Remove the loaf from the plastic bag and brush the top generously with egg wash.
Bake for 30 minutes uncovered.
After 30 minutes, tent the loaf loosely with aluminum foil to prevent the top from getting too dark.
Continue baking for an additional 15 minutes (45 minutes total baking time).
The loaf is done when it is deep golden brown, sounds hollow when tapped on top, and the internal temperature reads around 190-200 degrees F.
Cool the loaf in the pan for 10 minutes.
Turn the loaf out onto a cooling rack.
Wait until completely cool, before slicing to allow the texture to set and make slicing cleaner.